A fork of Rural Dictionary
/larb/; verb, intransitive.
1) To lie in one's bed in sweatpants while adjusting the covers and sighing.
2) To get the same amount accomplished while awake as one could accomplish while asleep—that is, to say, nothing.
Present participle: larbing
Past tense: larbed
Past participle: larbed
Etymology: from a misreading of "larb" (pronounced /la:p/), a meat salad of Laotian and Thai origin.
1) As Gwen collapsed in her bed after her morning jog, she decided that it would be best to larb for a while as her heart rate returned to normal.
2) Burnt out from a stressful week, Dorothy spent all Saturday morning larbing instead of doing her neuroscience homework.
One who is a Larb is a person incapable of accomplishing his/her goal due to the fact that they try too hard to impress and be good to the point where they do the exact opposite and fail completely at accomplishing their goal. Usually a Larb will insist that they excel at what they are trying to accomplish and will blame others for their mistakes or defeats.
Larb:YO WHY ARE YOU SO BAD LOG OFF NOW, YOU SUCK, YOU'RE MAKING ME LOSE
Player:That guy is such a Larb why is he on our team?
of or pertaining to something being really chill, sketch, gross, funny as shit or a combination of all.
(derived from the word Larbobo)
"Dude I was so wasted last night..."
"LARB!"
or
"i can't hangout tonight i'm hella larbed"
Term used to describe someone stupid in a less harsh manner
Total fucking badass, true definition of swag. DO not fuck with him or you will earn yourself a kick in the throat.
Larabee (AKA Larbs)
"See that kid over there?"
"Yeah, the one in the red Polo and jeans?"
"Yeah, you know who that is?!
"No"
"Larabee, do not fuck with him, he's a badass"