Country Dictionary

"Learn to play", mostly used by elitist pricks in games when new players ask questions. "n00bs" brother.

Player1: Hey how do i jump Player2: ltp

Lost The Plot: When you loose the plot; go crazy; go insane; no longer no know what you're standing for.

He's gone crazy/insane! He's lost the plot! He's LTP!

An acronym for "Lay The Pipe". Slang for sexual intercourse.

That girl is hot, I'd love to LTP with her.

Little Tiny Pecker A small and harmless penis

Man you got an LTP, can bearly see it.

lick this pussy or lick that pussy

do you LTP? yes I eat it up

"Lunch Time Perv." A lunchtime activity with a colleague that combines eating lunch and perving at men and/or women.

"hey bro, LTP?" "Sure! I'm starving and i saw some hot legal chicks in the cafeteria"

lick that pussy

Jim: Im gonna LTP