A fork of Rural Dictionary
a teacher with feminist views and giant pit stains. enjoys talking about relatives and relates historical events to the Disney channel.
male student 1: i got a 61 in history today male student 2: really, i wrote a 10 page essay on the DBQ about random stupid crap and got a 52 even though it was on topic. female student: really, i wrote about unicorns and got a 100 male students 1 + 2: shes such a laflamme
Lazy Laflamme - when one man recieves a blow job from another man while pouring hot wax on his own nipples and sitting in a reclining chair. entimology: a combination of "lazy," thought to derive from the name of a popular brand of recliners, and "la flamme," meaning "the flame" in French.
e.g. "Chip recieved an amazing Lazy Laflamme last night. He said his nipples are still tender"