Country Dictionary

Taking your sweet as time. Falling behind.

Where the hell did Chad go? Oh, he's still inside, he always lags behind.

What your AOL service does!

Sorry, I cant play Battlefields Online cause my AOL lags.

Lags is the mixed word of "fat" and "legs" therefore "fat legs"

1. "Oh my God! That lady over there is so obese! Look at those lags covered in cellulite and dimples!"
2. "My lags hurt from walking to school, I'm going to get a ride home."
3. "Get the hell off my bus, fatass! You need to walk the fatness off your LAGS!" -Bus driver Tom

(n) 1. Short for Lagason; 2. Pet name for Brian Lagason, the first Grand Champion of GMA 7's Digital LG Quiz; 3. Genius; 4. Talent, talented

"Geez, he actually won Php 1.3 Million pesos? He's really a lags."

Adjective- extremely slow moving or taking more than the average amount of time to complete a task.

Dimitri: "Nicky takes soo long to do anything."
Dylan: "He is for sure the most lagative person I've ever met."

to be late or not show up at all to a precommunicated plan .

“I was supposed to see Mariah today, but she stay lagging!”

A phenomenon in video games where the game slows down. Many gamers do not have the mental capabilities to deal with said lag, causing them to go into mentally and physically destructive meltdowns.

Luke: *Playing Minecraft* Die n00bs!
{GAME LAGS}
Luke: FUCK! SHIT! FUCKIN LAG! AHHHHHHHH!!! WHAT DO I DO?!?! *cries hysterically before having a seizure and dying*.

No one attended his funeral.