A fork of Rural Dictionary
A dumb shit that does dumb shit in Fortnite
A lannon was killing me (streamer by the way)
To suck a dick in the heat of the moment.
If i was in a threesome i would definitely do a lannon.
a long bottom jack ass that farts in the bed with his nanny.
i peed on my mommy like lannon.
He is a fucking legend on bmx hot as fuck massive dick sexy ass morning voice loving and caring. This man will sweep your women off her feet just by the look of him. He is brilliant in bed and also lasts a very long time.
wow thats a lannon right there.
"dude look at the three simps, lannon kayden and collier" baylor said
lannon starkey is a pretty boy. his personality is A+ and god he's fucking amazing. he is also known as "softy" to his girlfriend because of his lips. he is everything you could've ever wanted in life wether best friend, brother, or lover. he's somewhat of a bully but in a way that you love. and most importantly, he belongs to kally adachi.
kally loves lannon starkey but apparently not as much as he loves her.