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A MIDI controller that many people use. The most popular use is with its User Mode. In it you can sample a song in Ableton Live, map it to the pads, and play it with optional light effects. Three creators who skyrocketed the community I are Kaskobi, SoNevable, and Pro Launchpadder

Dude: Hey have you seen any good launchpad covers lately? Dudebro: Of course I have. Many by Kaskobi and Pro Launchpadder!

An ugly girl. A Duck (ugly duckling). Derived from Lauchpad McQuack from Ducktales.

"...So what's her friend look like?" "She's a launchpad Bro"

A professional driver with horrible luck regarding his vehicle. The individual is routinely subject to flat tires, broken axles, engine fires, etc through no fault of his own. Himself and any passengers always walk away from the catastrophe unscathed, however.

Damn, Launchpad's a maniac!

To grab onto someone else in order to expel gas.

Mikey used Scotty's arm as a launchpad for his huge fart he had to let go of.

adjective 1. a stupid person 2. a wack individual

I met this banging ass chick last night, but after talking to her I found out she was a fuckin launchpad.

A sexual act with several steps. 1. Talk your partner into giving you 'road head', or performing oral sex on you while you drive his/her car. 2. During climax, yell 'GEE WHIZ MISTER McDEE!' and crash the car at high speed into a tree or other stationary object. Your seat belt should save you, but likely eject your lover from the vehicle. 3. Like Launchpad McQuack, walk away from the crash.

Before those detectives killed him, Phil had pulled the old Launchpad McQuack on eight different women around the Ruth Dykeman Center for runaway girls.

A song by Sex Bob-omb, an indie rock band consisting of Stephen Stills, Kim Pine and Scott Pilgrim. Not the actual name of the song.

Scott: Okay, let's start with Launchpad McQuack! Stephen: That's not the actual title of the song-