A fork of Rural Dictionary
Layer cake, A term describing the violent and dark layers of the organised crime world.
Welcome to the layer cake (the criminal world) - Quote taken from the brit gangster flick 'LAYER CAKE'
Layer Cake is a British gangster thriller published in 200 and later turned into a 2004 film, it follows XXXX A savvy 29-year old drug dealer hoping to pack up his earnings and leave the game to live life as "a gentleman of leisure" when he reaches the age of 30. According to him " I'm not a gangster, just a businessman. And my commodity happens to be cocaine." The title refers to the human social strata, especially in the British crime underworld, as well as the numerous plot layers in the film.
You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake son My name? If you knew that, you'd be as clever as me.
Noun. Phrase describing the dark layers of the London Underground Organised Crime scene. Derived from a Chocolate layer cake, emphasising the dark, criminal layers of the London mafia.
"Welcome to the Layer Cake, son" Layer Cake 2004 (Sony Pictures)
When you shit and you think you're done so you go and wipe only to find out you still have to shit more. So you wipe again and that first wipe becomes the first layer in your bathroom layer cake.
Do you ever take a dump and it's one of those layer cakes? That's what I'm experiencing right now.
The act of several people excreting in a enemy or rival's toilet.The (multiple) excretions are continuous and are,at no point until completely finished, to be flushed. Instead, 'layers' are only separated by toilet paper. The end result - which,incidentally, can be expanded by 'icing' or 'finishing touches'- should resemble a (multi)layer cake.
Benny: Hey?!! WTF someone flushed away the layer cake. Connor: Dont worry. Lets layercake bührers bathroom tommorow again when he is not at home, so the smell can spread. Sameer: Homeboys, ya layer caking again?
Doing the “layer cake” consists of stacking one woman on top of another and positioning yourself behind them to alternate fucking one and then the other in the ass.
Want to come over tonight and make a layer cake out of me and Angela?
The end result of taking half a dump, wiping prematurely, then dropping the rest of your deuce, and wiping again.
Bro, I think I just clogged your toilet. WTF!?! I guess your apartment's weak ass pipes couldn't handle the layer cake I just unloaded in there.