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Lebron james

The act of choking in the 4th quarter and failing to win a ring. Synonyms include pussy and whiner.

Guy 1: Dude I pulled a lebron James yesterday!!
Guy 2: Haha you loser.

by Dirk n. July 06, 2011

Lebron james

First pick in 2003 NBA draft
Best player in NBA

2x NBA champion
4x MVP

Lebron James is the best player in NBA, 4x MVP, 2x NBA champion, and was the first pick in NBA draft.

by Eagle4life April 06, 2015

Lebron James

When you're fucking a girl good and she's about to finish then randomly you decide to shit on her chest and move to Florida only to return 4 years later with your dick still hard and an apology.

Lebron James Lebrons James'd the fuck out of Cleveland

by Douche__bag July 11, 2014

Lebron James

Someone who will break into your house and ruin your family reunion to offer you Sprite Cranberry.

“Hey did you hear about the robbery during that family reunion”
“Yeah, he pulled a Lebron James on them”
“What does that mean?”
“He broke in and offered them a Sprite Cranberry
“Well at least they got a sprite cranberry out of it”

by EdgyMcgee December 16, 2018

Lebron James

Lebron James come from the Greek words "Le", which mean "to fuck", "Bron" which mean "in the ass" and "Jai-més" which means "and run away like a little bitch because you know you didn't -- and can't -- get the job done"

Examples of use:

Delante West: "Hey Lebron! I Lebron James'd your mom last night!!!"
Lebron: "Yea, my mom was pissed... but that's OK... Mo Williams finished the job and I'm gonna Lebron James Cleveland next week!"
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Miami Heat Announcer: "Miamiiiii!!! Aaaare you readyyyy to get Lebroned?"

by Lebroned_Recipient_68 July 13, 2010

LeBron James

When your hairline recedes to the top of your head.

I'm beginning to LeBron James, time to get Bosley.

by privateer May 09, 2012

lebron james

see narcissist

Guy 1: Lebron James is making his decision during a 1 hour special on ESPN thursday night.

Guy 2: what a prick

by gobiaskoffi July 07, 2010