A fork of Rural Dictionary
Leorita is the name of a person that is depressed and has a lot of anxiety. shes also very creative and funny. she likes to wear comfortable clothes (Hoodies, joggers ect.) she loves talking to people she dont know on the internett. shes very thicc and short. she complains about not having a boyfriend when multible people are in her Dms. She jokes a lot and she is very small even tho she doesnt want to admit it. She also hates when someone calls her cute or short.
If you ever see a Leorita in daylight; RUN! Unless you want to be pounded, smashed and have your heart broken, all in one day, you should always run from a Leorita. Usually, you can smell her or feal a trembling when she is near, and this is your warning to get the fuck away.
Although Leorita may seem harmless, because of her height, she is not. Never feed her, and always be on alert. A Leorita can also be called Leo, but she will still be bi, confused and not nice. Do not be fooled by her phattt ass. She will smash you with it, no doubt.
Oh no, I can feel Leorita is near.. We have to run!