Country Dictionary

Leyden

A Leyden is a respectful woman or man. You would be lucky to find a Leyden.

He's a real Leyden, innit?

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Leyden is the last name of this amazingly wonderful guy. He is so perfect and is everything that I could ever want.

Girl 1: Wow he is so perfect!

Girl 2: I know that's a true Leyden.

Leyden Slap

The act of being slapped back and forth in the face by a pair of breasts, preferably large.

I wanted a hand job, but all she gave me was a Leyden Slap. Can't complain though.

West Leyden top hat

When you defecate in a person's hat and leave it on their porch to discover.

Give him/her a West Leyden top hat tonight