A fork of Rural Dictionary
The cutest animal ever that is very similar to an alpaca
I fangirled when I saw a llama, no jokes
The single greatest animal in the history of Earth.
One time a llama spit at me.
Llamas are big goat horses with buckteeth who look moody all the time and have long fluffy necks. They're also kinda sorta rednecks because they spit in your face when you make them mad.
I told a knock knock joke to a llama yesterday and it spat in my face.
Incredibly clever creatures who masquerade as unintelligent mammals, while secretly preparing for world domination.
Be afraid, one day llamas will rule the world.
Llama is often thought of as an animal but it can also be a very appropriate term to be used for a human being who is rather aloof, blur and all around just not really with it. Depending on the subject matter it can also be used as a term of endearment.
There are certain movements taking place globally and particularly in Singapore and Hong Kong where certain noteworthy individuals are pushing for the Llama to be recognised globally as powerful animal in financial markets . It is yet to be seen whether this eventuates but the desire is real
oh you are just being a Llama (endearing) or wow he really is a Llama (IE deuchebag)