A fork of Rural Dictionary
A man's belly; usually the portion that hangs over his belt or waistband. Forehead padding when giving a blowjob or when your face is in his junk.
No belt buckle marks on my forehead thanks to that dude's awesome loft.
to be in a state of boredom no be lofting - to have nothin' to do lofting also can be interpreted as relaxing
just bunned and feel like loftin' fucken sick of this loftin stop loftin man, lets reach
What used to be termed as a 'Studio Apartment' (+/- 400 SF) is now being marketed as 'loft' by real estate people to capitalize on current trends and confuse the buying public that any one room apartment is a 'loft'. (A REAL loft is a minimum of 1,000+ sf with no walls, but could be divided up into several rooms if so desired.)
"Dude, are you sure this new condo of yours is a loft? It seems like a studio apartment to me: it's like 200 sf, you could only fit your bed in here, every time i move I knock something over, and the ceilings are so low I have to duck just to walk around!" "OF COURSE it's a LOFT, my real estate agent ASSURED me of this! I mean, I wouldn't have paid $900K for a studio apartment! "
The act of taking Zoloft for recreational use; to get high off Zoloft
Did you see Jessica lofting the other day before school?
A crappy, overpriced, undersized apartment that real-estate agents market as trendy. Frequently located in a crappy ghetto and/or a contaminated former industrial building, facts that the real estate agent also downplays.
Real Estate Agent: Look at these new lofts, priced from $1500/month. They're in a vibrant new neighborhood in a historic landmark building. Really: A 400 square foot walk-up apartment with a cheap coat of paint hiding the asbestos. Should rent for $500/month, but some sucker is willing to pay $1500. The neighborhood is almost never as nice as the brochures make it out to be.