A fork of Rural Dictionary
An alternative rock/punk band containing 4 young boys with a superior music taste and an nicotine addiction. From The Hague, Netherlands
Have you heard about that new band called ¨lonker¨? Yes i love their song ¨Wet Toast¨
Overly familiar term for lunch.
After eating lunch together every day for several years, we deemed it lonker (ie. What time do you guys want to meet for lonker?)
A spin-off of the original Lonker group that moved North. Clearly considered a step-down or a lesser lunch time meeting crew.
Joaneye: Lonker North was very sick today. I'm completely stuffed after eating those 2 baskets of bread. Smoot: I agree it was sick. But it will never replace the lonkers of the past we used to have. Giving you a sit-down with no one around is boring and gay. You are also shaped like an eggplant.
an insult
eat penguin shit you asbe lonker
A person well known for extra-ordinary strength and the uncommon ability to break a grown man's back with a folding chair. Also known as Ted.
I saw Thinker yesterday. I thought he was just a myth. My life has now been made whole.
A person who rudely interrupts a conversation with random drivel about their opinion/personal life that is irrelevant/stupid. Something Theron doesn't do.
Theron: This meteor shower only happens like every eighty years or so. John: Yeah, this is rather magnificent. Cockneck: My girlfriend is such a bitch dude! Theron/John(in unison): Stop being an ass-be-lonker while in our presence.