Country Dictionary

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Lorded

To be completely dominated by another person, regardless of the context or situation; similar to being "owned," but implying an even greater degree of humilation.

Fat Frank lorded you in that pie-eating contest bro!

You pansies just got lorded in that two-on-two tournament!

by Sinc-Dog December 08, 2006

Lorde

A geologist from south park colorado

I am lorde ya ya ya

by ThAtS iGnOrAnT December 24, 2020

Lorde

Lorde is a 22-year-old pop/indie singer from New Zealand. Best known for her hit singles like 'Royals', 'Team' and 'Green Light'.

person 1: Hey, have you listened to Lorde's new album?

person 2: not yet!

peron 1: you need to.

by awhoreforharrystyles March 08, 2019

Lorde

One day, a 45-year old geologist from South Park, Colorado, decided to enter the women's bathroom at work. In there, he realised he had a knack for singing/writing songs, and decided to adapt an alternative on-stage persona, as a 17-year old girl. The result, is Lorde. The rest, is history.

Dude 1: Dude I totally jacked off to Lorde's performance last night.
Dude 2: Dude...you know it's actually a 45-year old dude?
Dude 1: Yea right, and Tupac is still alive, right?
Tupac: Haha, you gay son.

by Demonjizz January 20, 2016

Lorde

an 18 year old singer-songwriter from New Zealand who is a slaystress

LORDE STOP SLAYING MY LIFE

by trusame September 13, 2015

Be the lord

Exclamatory Irish phrase originating in Wexico, meaning "Ah here!", "Jesus!" or "Oh dear."

"Be the lord lads the weather's gettin' awful bad."

by shero_2 May 07, 2013

A-Lord

A lord of asses. Per say one who owns many asses and uses them wisley.

"That douchefag is a true A-Lord nigga!"

by King of ass February 25, 2010