Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Loserphone

A covert & ingenious way to label the Sousaphone player of a marching-band as a loser, by pretending to accidentally mispronounce the ridiculous instrument he has to carry.

Marching-band spectator #1: “Oh, god, here they come.” Marching-band spectator #2: “Drummers #killingit, cheerleaders #SoHot. Who’s that on Loserphone, sorry, I mean Sousaphone?” Marching-band spectator #1: “Nick.” Marching-band spectator #2: “Figures.”