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To complete some manner of mind numbingly boring administrative task as quickly as possible.
Lucification complete.
Vladimir (Vladimirovich). born 1952, Russian statesman; president of Russia;
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long years
Stole million man's soul an faith
Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint
Some angel who bitched at god and got him and his homies kicked out of heaven
Lucifer: “God ur stupid and I can probably bench more than you. You see these pecs boy, mad gains. Ain’t that right homies”
1/3 of the the homies: “Yeah man”
God: “I’m literally all knowing and have infinite power. Gtfo of heaven”
Lucifer and 1/3 of the homies: “Damn”
The perfectly flawless but maliciously sadist
The mighty first-born
Lucifer, the avatar of pride
Lucifer is so sexy I might bust a nut
Obey Me!'s Avatar of Consent. Diavolo's right hand (take it as you will) and the oldest of the seven clown brothers. Protects you from being killed not to ruin Diavolo's reputation, but then tries to kill you himself several times. Don't worry, he repeatedly offers to fuck you as an apology. His body is so perfect it'll burn your corneas, hence why he constantly wears 46 layers of clothes. Threw a pissy fit so hard he popped a kid. He's also a boomer
My mans Lucifer is going grey, someone dye his hair