A fork of Rural Dictionary
MBS (Myles Bowel Syndrome) is a condition effecting the human digestive system, also known as, "I would rather have a shit than do any work today"syndrome. Common symptoms include the conscience requirement to take a shit at an hourly rate, and a near forced shitting commitment at the sight of a bathroom or portable toilet. It should be noted that a person suffering from the condition rarely has to take a shit on a scheduled lunch or bathroom break.
Todd: Dude that one hour lunch break was dope! To bad we got to get back to work...actually I'll let you get started where we left off. I've got a touch of the MBS today.
MBS stands for "My Bad, Sorry".
sms/msn "Hey, why didn't you tell me SHE had a crush on me???" "Damn I forgot; mbs."
Mind Blowing Sex. Do you really need a further definition? Either it is or it isn't.
The only reason I keep him around is the MBS.
An honorary degree awarded to an individual with extensive experience or tenure in their chosen field or craft. This honor is most often, but not exclusively, bestowed upon politicians or used vehicle salespersons.
John Smith, MBS
MBS: short for Man-Bitch Syndrome When a man shows symptoms of PMS, such as:
Man: "I'm having a bad hair day!" -or- Man: "Just, you know, let me have some time alone. I just need some me time. I need to think." -or- Man: "You're always so mean! You just don't understand! I hate my life!" -All signs of MBS. If occurs frequently, he may have chronic MBS.