A fork of Rural Dictionary
A game where you put something in the mircowave and attempt to finish masturbating before said item finishes.
While waiting for his popcorn Steven decided to start microbating.
The act of masturbating to thumbnail pictures, especially off of google images.
so i typed in "lesbians in the shower" on google images, and i totally microbated to that shit.
japneese salad referred to in "South Park" as a swear word. Most likely doesn't exist
Mmmmm, I could go for a bowl of microb.
beating off to anything microsoft or a picture of bill gates
mom: ande what r you doing with that picture of bill gates?
Ande: dammit mom can't i guy microbate in this house
A life form. Like a microorganism, especially a bacterium that causes disease. Not in technical use.
Man#1: MICROBES!!! AAAAAaaaaAAAA microbes...gaaah...
Lady#1: Microbes...*sob*
Boy in bubble: Hey guys, what's goin' on?
Man#2: We're being attacked by aliens and they infected all of us with MICROBES!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Masturbating with a tiny dick. Future tense is microbating
Donald Trump has to microbate with his tiny hands.
When someone's microphone is spazzing out due to input error or messing with the receiver causing a loud an disruptive noise, interrupting conversations in a microphone chat.
We had to kick Christian from the Skype call because he just couldn't stop microbating. spazzing