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Similar to MILF, MILK stands for Mother I'd Like to Kill.

Guy 1: "How was your date with Angie? Did you get to meet her parents?" Guy 2: "Oh Angie's great but her mom is such a MILK! Wouldn't shut up about how I was ten minutes late and how 'irresponsible' I am."

Mother I'd Like To Kreme - When you put one or more hot-and-ready Krispy Kreme donuts on your dick before having sex with a hot milf.

Damn, I'd love to MILK that soccer mom. She even brought donuts to her son's game; it must be a sign!

Man I'd Like to Kiss

Harvey Milk is a MILK

Mother I'd Love (to) Kick. Opposite of MILF.

Dude that old bag that you were talking to was a MILK.

Mother I'd like to Kill

My x-wife sure is a MILK That MILK She's A Tramp

Something my dad is still looking for to this day.

David- Where’s your dad? Johnny- Oh, um... he’s b-buying milk right now David- Really? My dad is too. Johnny- Do you want me to get the ice cream? David- Y-yeah.

A rare quest item that can take up to 15 years or more to get. It is very hard to obtain just because of how long it takes to get to it.

Kid: dad where are you going? Dad: (staring intensely into the distance) to get some milk.