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MJD

A blatant lie or exaggeration of the truth that everyone is aware of; however the perpetrator thinks he has everyone fooled. Often committed by a Dunny or someone who has intense body-odor and is fat.

"Mike just had another MJD" "Yeah and he stinks too."

by armenian noodle dipper May 31, 2009

Michael MJD

A tech YouTuber that has 218k subscribers.

I watched a Michael MJD video!

by GustasMarc September 12, 2021

MJD

a southern dad from Alabama who loves McDonald’s and football

MJD loves hot moms

by theurbandn September 21, 2021

mjd

Is a shining nice sweet girl , how hate to hurt anyone no matter how's, she owns the most gorgeous happy face ever, says the adorable words always.. even when she feels sad she hates to make anyone feels sad with her

You have mjd in your life then you're lucky!

by Pretty342 October 17, 2017

MJD

Someone who spends all their time on their phone living their “best life”, especially when they’re hanging out with their friends who are actually living.

Ewww, get off you’re phone you’re being a MJD.

by AOC92 September 29, 2019