A fork of Rural Dictionary
The slap of materiel used to glide your computer or laptop mouse around on.
The mousepad was free with the purchase of my computer
A person who is sexually attracted to mousepads. Humans no longer satisfy their desires and so they find sexual satisfaction in mousepads
Whats your sexuality? I'm mousepad-sexual
Not being able to move around correctly, like a computer mouse on a twisted mousepad.
"Jerry was walking down the hallway like it was a twisted mousepad!"
when a male chops his cock off with a cleaver and then shoves the dethatched cock into the females anus and then has the female suck his cock as he sucks on the bottom on of his dethatched cock while its still in the females ass as he shoves a mouse in the females vagina while she's on her period
he gave me a mousepad and then died it was so sad but worth it