A fork of Rural Dictionary
Acronym: Missing Presumed Pissed: Used when persons do not show at work at the appointed time when there is no reasonable excuse other than excessive alcohol intake the previous night. Also used for any other inexplicable absence. The only valid excuse for tardiness. The term has a close association with being "As pissed as a mattress" ie having visited an establishment where "I know a place where they have food" or is otherwise skanky.
"Four drinking last night, and only one MPP ... Guess who?" "How many MPP today?" "Is Homer MPP?" "Suomi boy has never been MPP ... yet" "MPP? ... OOH, La-di-da"
Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps. A way to indicate your unwillingness to answer a question, or to generally annoy a person who asks you a question.
Tom: Hey Jim! Did we have homework for tomorrow? Jim: MPP Tom: fine.... Hey! Do you remember Johns phone number? Jim: MPP Tom: Are you retarded? Jim: MPP
A user on mpp that sometimes uses the name “emory” can be found in TRR and lobbies often appears in the afternoon you know it is me if i greet the room with “jello”
Cory mpp, yes that is the definition
A interdimensional being that will tear everything apart infront of you, he's actually really nice if ya get to know em