A fork of Rural Dictionary
when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit. “may we all be mud monsters.”
“Man that was such a mud monster moment”
Having so much fun all the time you wouldn't even know you were covered in shit.
I was such a mud monster at Jessica's party last night.
when you have so much fun that you wouldn't even notice if you were covered in shit.
when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.
when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.
The Mud Monster (Modderus Monsterum Atroxius) is a Predatory Creature that lives in water, It is made out of mud and can weigh from 300 to 780 kg. Mud Monsters remain submerged day and night until small children come close to the water, in wich case the large monster will come out of the water and suck the children into it's large round mouth. (often used by parents to scare their children away from water.)
the 9th of June, 1831. Today I heard wonderfull stories about large beasts made out of a brownish mud who ate children. I was curious to the extreme and thus I confiscated a child form the locals. We brought the child to the water and ... By Elizabeth's hairy balls, A Mud Monster came out of the water! The child was sucked into the thing and we ran back to the village like girls. Afterwards me and my men had a cup of tea. _ Lord Billy von Whale's diary
When a girl is twerking on a naked man and she sharts on his cock, making it look like a mud monster.
Gurl 1: omg I accidentally gave him a mud monster last night Gurl 2: omg what happened Gurl 1: he totally was into it though