A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term used to describe a woman whose vagina is covered with pubic hair (i.e. she is unshaven downstairs).
Ben: "Yo, didja see Vicki naked lately?" Kelton: "No, why?" Ben: "Bitch has a MUFFIN SWEATER goin' on!" Kelton: "Time to shave that shit, eh?"
fresh, warm muffins which are placed in a cookie jar and immediately forgotten. after two months, they are found and are moldy as shit. therefor, the muffins appear to have sweaters.
"my mom baked these and i left them in my locker. now i have muffins with sweaters.
Sweat·er Muf·fins (pl. n.) 1. Slang for breasts that look good from under a sweater, usually of the perky variety. 2. A very silly synonym for a woman's chest.
"Gina, I see you brought sweater muffins! Going to share them with us?"
Women's breasts that are deformed. Usually resulting in the look of a muffin. Also, used to describe a woman's breast when the woman is wearing a small sweater.
Look at Paris Hilton's sweater muffins.