A fork of Rural Dictionary
Mother under loves frustration
P1:That MULF never does anything but clean house
P2:@ least she knows love
P1:always thought she was spelling milf wrong.
P2; No, she's just loving and frustrated at the same time
The white gunk that builds up on the corner of some peoples mouth and/or eyes. Similar to the sleep that forms whilst people are asleep. Possibly a form of mucus and or excrement.
I went to kiss her but noticed that there was an unappealling build up of mulf
A MULF is a Mega Milf
The mom you would nut in even in November. Mulf's are the perfect breed of Milf. It is almost impossible to find a Mulf in the wild. Most people never will but they're out there.
Guy 1: Stacy's mom is such a Mulf I would smash her without consent.
Guy 2: Are you okay bro?