A fork of Rural Dictionary
A word used to define a person who is considered cool by actual cool people.
"I heard that guy is lame"" "Obviously whoever told you he's lame is either really lame himself or just a coolie (somebody who regards himself as cool, but isn't actually) so he would never get that he is a macaulay"
Wips his dick out in the ALPS However if you try singing this around a Macaulay they will not be able to hear you as they have mad bank and have permanently attached air pods and can not understand Poor.
"Macaulay wips his dick out in the alps!!!" Repeat 100 times
A word used to define a bitch by other actual cool people.
Macaulay Wilkinson
To be home alone, doing whatever, whenever, with whoever
person 1 - "hey man, what are you doing tonight?" person 2 - "parents are out, i'm macaulay culking it"
noun; A person who was very popular, happy, and had tons of friends as a child but grew up alone and jobless. Usually ends up turning to drugs for comfort.
Friend 1: Remember that one kid from high school, Alex, I think? That kid was craaazy, we had some fun times with him! Friend 2: Dude that kid was always the life of the party! What ever happened to him? Friend 3: I saw him in the paper for possession of cocaine and marijuana. Friend 2: Wow, what a Macaulay Culkin.