A fork of Rural Dictionary
Scottish term - Massive swollen tits, which cause discomfort whilst walking, running or sleeping. Often render the owner incapable of bra fastening. They have a positive side effect of of being able to send unusually inflated, pregnant like 'tit pics' to a partner.
Here you...... All that dirty talk has made ma tits mahoosive... Fancy a pic for you to throw some ropes over?