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Malewife

A man who can play the part of the wife and is noticeably feminine.
The kind of guy who seems like he'd have the power to take care of you.

"Look at that pretty guy with the big ass, he seems like a total malewife."
"Stop being a simp, we're at the grocery store."

by malewife_slave March 16, 2022

Malewife

A malewife is Thoma from genshin impact.

Person A: Have you seen that malewife from genshin impact

Person B: Thoma?
Person A: Yeah, him.

by A thoma simp October 17, 2021

Malewife

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Malewife

Person A: Wow! Have you seen Mags' total Malewife BF?
Person B: Yeah! She's such a Girlboss!

by Spicy_Unicorn🦄 December 02, 2021

Malewife

A man who's so fine he makes you wanna wife him aka provide for him and pamper him.

Damn, he's malewife level hot.

by May 24, 2021

Malewife

hottest person around and you wanna date xem

"Wow malewife is so hot and cool I wish I could date him"

by pisskink00 August 21, 2021

Malewife

Alexis (otherwise known as MD)

"look at that guy with mamacita!! hes definitely a malewife "

"this guy is such a malewife that his girlfriend pegs him"

by Bacteriaboys December 20, 2021

Malewife

me. i am a malewife

Person A: hey have you seen John?
Person B: John? as in the malewife John?
Person A: yeah
Person B: he’s probably with his lover my dude

by ect0Bi0l0gist June 27, 2022