A fork of Rural Dictionary
Malm was originally derived from the black/brown color offered on many furniture items at IKEA. Over the years, the word Malm has taken on and improved the meaning of any word that sounds like it.
You kiss your Malm with that mouth? Nice to meet your Malm. Malmy. Guacamalme. Don't say Malm.
A seriously Bad Ass name, that only few are born with and less will aquire. If you have this name you are seriously blessed. Its probably the #1 Name ever created.
Donna: Did you meet that kid Malmed Jenn: Did I? I can't stop thinking about how much I would love to have that name! Donna: Yea that would be gods gift. Wouldn't it? Jenn: Yea, I would do anything to get that name.
An expression of sad resignation to circumstances beyond your control. Less angry than "damn" (or anything stronger). More like the word for a sigh. You're deeply disappointed but there's nothing you can do about it. Picture an elderly frog that has been crawling along a pipe for several hours before realising it's a dead end. "Malm." It is also a range of handleless drawers from IKEA. Pronounced to sound like the name "Al", but with an m at the end. And at the beginning for that matter.
Hey, these IKEA drawers don't have any handles! Malm.
The act of hitting/scraping a shin from the frame of a bed typically made of wood.
*hits shin on wide bedframe* “Ow I just malmed myself”