A fork of Rural Dictionary
The best person you could meet. Is sometimes annoying to you but makes up for it later. He always loves to crack jokes and is always at the center of drama with boys, people will make fun of him sometimes for talking with the girls but never cares.
Stacy : The new kid in class is always being a Malvin.
He always has gum.
the best drug dealer you will ever meet. He is a rich (money wise not brain wise) and gum obsessed person you will ever meet. He is also very good at singing.
Leyla: Can u give me some gum? i kNoW u hAvE sOmE
Ishaan: I already have some. Give me more.
Aaron: Malvin is the best!! he gave me a whole pack of gum!!!!
Always has gum on him, and will hand it out by the handful.
He's also really good at not doing homework, and making excuses to why he didn't do it.
Leyla: I really want some gum right now..
Ishaan: I think malvin has gum
Malvin: ummmm
Verb - to turn something (usually an event or plan) that is boring, bleak, or sometimes hopeless into something awesome and not boring or exciting.
Dude, help me malvinate at Operation Buy A Horse.
Six foot three tall angry motorbike riding, disc golf playing, air guitarist with Coors Lite in hand
You'll know it when you see it
A place where you take a dump.
Frank: YO! Wait up. I need to take a shit!
Jack: what the fuck?? Don't do it here, go to the malvin and shit on that.