A fork of Rural Dictionary
a small, yeti-like creature who says: 'boom boom boom boom boom boyfriend'
'i just got a mammot'
'LOL CRINGE U PLEB I HAVE EPIC GHAZT U SHITTER'
Someone whose presence on this round lump of dirt not only annoys, but offends individuals of a sound mind. This person is particularly infuriating when trapped inside a vehicle or dwelling as their simple minds becomes overactive and anxious when cut off from the physical freedom of the open air.
Colby stop touching my mouth the broom handle, you infoobious mammot.