Country Dictionary

A Jamaican term for a lady unfortunately physically formed so that she is readily mistaken to be a small bad tempered man. Usually exhibiting a spectre of facial hair and "old man's" clothing

mampie: a derogatory term used to describe a fat person

Oversize Mampie - Hattie Jakes,
'Bubbles Devere' in Little Britain

A very large woman.
Usually not a good looker

No way am I going out with Sharon she too mampi for me.

some who is big and fat.

check that nex gal, she a mampy butters

A person who is over weight.

Why did you sprat what big old mampi butters?!

a big massive turd

oh my gosh i did a mampi last night

Pretty lady. No one's prettier than her. It's said that once you see her no one will compare to her beauty. She's also a big heartbreaker.

Person: "I wish Mampi will look at me!!"
Person 2: "Me too!"

One, usually a large female, who has developed flabbiness in the upper arm area, in extreme cases with cellulite. In lesser cases, an otherwise regularly-sized girl may suffer from mampy arms, and this can sometimes be a dissuading factor when judging a girl's overall attractiveness.

"That girl's all right, but she's got mampy arms, man."