Country Dictionary

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Man jelly

Cum, jizz, man jam, sperm, ejaculation juice!

Lil' Sis got man jelly shot all over her face the other night!

by Deputy Ryans October 25, 2003

Man jelly

Another term said instead of "sperm, cum, jizz"...etc...etc...

Oh yeah boy, I'm gonna shoot my man jelly down your throat!

by Deputy Ryans June 27, 2003

Man jelly

Breakfast condiment for males to be spread on toast.

Dear, could you please pass the man jelly? I think its next to the man peanut butter.

by Lil' Sis October 21, 2003

Man Jellies

Plastic Shoes worn by men

Steve wore his Man Jellies proudly and with socks at that.

by Love ya dork October 01, 2007

Eunuch jelly man

:NOUN: 1. Someone who has had their balls removed
2. A man who is the equivalent of a goat only on Saturdays when he's drinking massive amounts of alcohol.

1. I feel bad for that eunuch jelly man
2. Man, yesterday i turned into a eunuch jelly man

by Juan April 04, 2004