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Not to be confused with stealing kids (aka kidnapping) man-napping is a slightly insane single middle aged woman stealing hot sexy men, holding them hostage in their apartment.

*After watching frontier on Netflix, planning on Man-napping Jason Momoa . He will be tied up on my couch. *After man-napping Chris Helmsworth I now eat manwich off his abs.

Getting some quality sleep where you shouldn't be.

I hadn't slept the night before work, and had been out drinking rather too much. I came into work late with a hangover and then took a man nap in the disabled toilet for a few hours... Good times...

n. A nap which entails finding the smallest, most uncomfortable space possible and then taking a nap in that space.

What is he doing in that kitchen cabinet? Taking a man nap.

-To Kidnap a grown man for torture or pleasure.

1) I am going to Man-Nap you, lock you in my basement and spank you til say momma. 2)"Who's in your shower?" "Oh that's Luke, I have Man-Napped him for the weekend to help me stain the deck"

When you get thrown in a sexy group chat with girls demanding dick pics and don't know how you got there you were man napped.

I don't even know how I ended up in this chat. Yo you were man napped

A nap taking place at a field of work where one "hides" from the work environment in usually a small and cramped but funny place for a good amount of time.

The Romanian has been behind the TVs for an hour now and customers need help. He must be taking a man nap!

taking a nap in an uncomfortable and downright strange place, and sometimes going to great lengths to do so.

GEORGE: Jerry, look at my eyes. JERRY: A little less beady today. GEORGE: Because I'm REFRESHED. I finally found a way to sleep in my office. Under the desk. I lie on my back. I tuck in the chair. I'm invisible. JERRY: Sounds like a really cool fort. ^^see? George takes a man nap.