A fork of Rural Dictionary
hails from the city of manchester but displays an unhealthy obsession with the people of liverpool. often found sporting disasterous liam gallagher hair-do's, ill-fitting liam gallagher parka's, and generally walks like the have a fist lodged up their back passage. they think this peculiar gait adds to their "scally" charm. mostly found in the trafford centre.
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An Inhabitant of the English city known as Manchester. Usually of low intelligence or morals and mainly inbred. due mainly because of the slum housing and council estates most mancs spend most of their time committing crimes to subsidise their drug habit.
Officially according to home office reports Manchester has the highest crime rate in England and is also home to some of the countries worse criminals Dr Shipman Ian Bradey Myra Hindley Mick Hucknall
Mancunian - Inhabitant of the city of Manchester, Northern England. Unfairly stereotyped as wearing kappa trackies (all chavs wear em, not just Manc chavs), stealing, being gangmembers and acting like Liam Gallagher or as though they're straight out of the cast of Shameless. ALL stereotypes are UNTRUE. Manchester is the main city in the North and is the 3rd largest city in England. It is the birthplace of Socialism/Communism; many famous people such as Alan Turing, who designed the first electronic computer at the University of Manchester, are Mancunians. They don't rob everything in sight like scousers. Most peadophiles are from the south and Shipman was from Hyde which is in Tameside, not Manchester. In general, the best kind of people.
Examples of Manc speech: -I hate them smackhead emos round Urbis. -Some scouser scallies tried to rob me but I kicked em back down the east lancs, sorted. -Dead right mate.
An inhabitant of Manchester, officially the most run down, smelly and rat infested city in the UK. Statistically, it has been proven that all Mancs can be put into at least one of the following five catagories (although some fit all): 1) Junkie 2) Rapist 3) Paedophile 4) Pikey 5) Slut Limited by a tiny gene pool, Mancs spend their time robbing, shooting, taking drugs and having sex with children. As well as being cursed with incredibly annoying nasal voices, they are stunted in growth by years of inbreeding.
Famous Mancs: Howard Shipman, Bernard Manning, Terry Christian, Mick Hucknall, Myra Hindley, Ian Brady
Manchester is the biggest shit hole on the planet and the people who populate it are the reason why. Terrible thick sounding accent and scruffy chav clothing Be sure to visit Salford and Gorton they are both lovely places NOT!
"Hello I am a Manc, I am robbing chav scum"
In reply to most of the other definitions on here, i am 3/4 Manc and i am not 'horrible,a waster,a slut,a junkie,a rapist,a peadophile' or anything else you have claimed us to be. There are some Mancs who let us down,it DOES NOT mean we are all like it. There are a few people in every place you go to.Wherever you lot live aint perfect either.I can guarantee it.I live in Devon now and i have actually heard of just as much trouble going on here as i did in ,Manchester. You need to concentrate on what ur own area is like rather than judging everywhere else.
Any other Mancs that agree with me? Or just anyone at all that agrees?
illuminous kappa trackie wearing, earing sporting, skinhead with long fringe and overall shitstabber
woman who turns out to be a male manc cos the earing decieved u but the kappa trackie never