Country Dictionary

National Day of Just-Be-Yourself

A day where you can just be your weird ass self and celebrate yourself, and no one can judge you. Not even your relatives.

Mom: Why are you wearing two different colored socks and pajamas??
Daughter: 'Cuz it's March 2 and I can do what I want

National Get a girl day, A day where all you dweeb will get a girlfriend.

On March 2 I got a girlfriend.

National have an orgasm day

Friend: *Walks down hotel hallway*
Two people in room: AHH AHH AHH AHH OH F*CK AHH
Other friend: Why are they having sex so early in the morning
Friend: It’s March 2

The day where you can skip skewl, get fat, and be kewl, because no one will judge you for no reason at all

Mom:Get ready for school
Daughter:But it's March 2nd
Mom:K

national twerking day ! buss down !!

“March 2 is emily’s birthday , on national twerking day !”

Hang out with your girlfriend/boyfriend

March 2 is when you hand out with your boyfriend or girlfriend

Nation eat out your girlfriend day. ( today is the day to eat her TF out)

You: today is march 2nd, you know what that means?
Girlfriend: I do, come to my room already