A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most PERFECT person in the world was born on this day. If you know someone born on March 22 you better NOT mess anything up with them because they are generally nice, perfect, and so funny.
Bf: “It’s March 22 the most perfect person in the world’s birthday!” Gf: “It’s my birthday.” Bf: “That’s why your so perfect.” Gf: “OMG stoppppp.”
The day of mourning when millions of emo hearts simultaneously break as eyeliner runs down our faces. This... is the day when My Chemicals Romance broke up.
Person 1: dude what’s wrong Emo: It’s March 22 *silently cries* Person 2: oh bro i feel you.
Is when the hottest most cute people are born they get the most girls and will be rich
Bro he was born on March 22nd lucky
On March 22 all homies must cuddle with each other
Bro we have to cuddle it’s March 22nd
“Aye dude it’s March 22” “What’s that mean” “It’s that Mya girls birthday”
National happy birthday day, this is a day where you tell everyone happy birthday even if it isn’t there birthday!!
“Hey what are you doing tomorrow?” “It’s March 22, we have to wish everyone a happy birthday!!”