A fork of Rural Dictionary
An over-confident douche. Plays off of the past and uses fictional situations to scare others into submission. Most threats involve the shaving of one's head using teeth or pouring acid onto a person as punishment. Don't expect a Mares to pronounce anything correctly.
Le Chateliers (pronounced chardonnay by Mares') formula blah blah blah.
Some kid who likes to surf. His real name is Alex Kimber which is a pretty gay name tbh. His nickname “Mares” comes from this secret spot he found near Knights beach which he founded and names Knightmares. He usually goes down to the knights beach/boomer beach area to go surfing. Also known for his famous photography account named sa_slabs on Instagram this refers to a slab or heavy wave. He also takes the piss out of the bors especially Harvey George the fat curtain cunt and Harvey White the flatheaded fuck. Sometimes he doesn’t know when to stop as he is quite small he will one day get his head kicked in. He is tho actually quite a funny bloke and is nice unless u talk shit then he will take the piss out of u big time.
“Mares mate I reckon it’s to big out there.” JH. “Nah she'll be right!” A.K or also known as Mares.
A beautiful kind caring girl, someone who can light up a room and make you smile, has a hard front but deep down is soft like a teddy bear, stronger then she realises and is tough as nails. Stands up for what she believes in and protects strongly against anyone she cares for.
Wow you no a maree you are so lucky!
I wish I had a friend like your maree
Mareli is a very complicated person. She doesn’t understand her own emotions at times and will do things she doesn’t really get. However, she is a very kind hearted soul who will always put others before herself especially her significant other and very close friends / family memebers. She often tends to make mistakes but never gives up until she gets what she wants.
Mareli is so nice she always cares about how I feel even at her worst days !
Nice, hot, funny, and intelligent. Marelis is sometimes insecure and doesn’t like taking pictures but everyone knows she’s extremely hot. If you ever dated a Marelis you would be extremely lucky!
Boy- I can’t believe you dating Marelis! Man you so lucky!
Boy 2- I know right! She’s so hot and knows what she’s doing!