Country Dictionary

A man who is extremely in love with themselves. They may wear fake tan or go on the sunbeds.

Look at that Mars Bar over there with his fake tan on.

a chocolate covered sweet bar

mick - "how are you liking this mars bar?" marrianne - "ooooooooh, ooooooooh, it's LOVELY!"

Glasgow slang, meaning war wound of the Glasgow Ned. i.e. scar on a face

" Haw you ya prick, al gie you a mars bar oan yer mush if ye geez any mer cheek"

Slang for homosexual man - I don't need to draw you a picture.... Sort of like fudge packer. Nobody needs to picture that. Seriously.

"You're moving to Darlinghurst??!! What, are you a Mars Bar now or something??"

black man in a sleeping bag!

TranTheMan - "What do you call a blackman in a sleeping bar?" EdTheNed - "i dunno" TranTheMan - "a mars bar"

Another word for Fudge, when you want to swear but don't want to make it obvious. Trust me, it confuses people.

Oh, Mars Bars ! She freaking stood on my foot wearing high heels !

Excrement, or pertaining to defecation.

I'm just going to the toilet to do a mars bar.