A fork of Rural Dictionary
The name you give the fetus when you get your math teacher pregnant and give her an abortion with a protractor
"Mrs Mays: have you got it?" "Jimmy: yeah, I've got it but I'm keeping it and calling it Matheson" "Mrs Mays: your really fucked in the head"
he loves to have sex with his nanny and he keeps little kids in his room
matheson get your dick outa your sister
I feel really Jeffrey Matheson right now.
If someone is named this they are dumby thicc. Sksksksk.
Matheson gets hit in the nuts Matheson Whittaker: and I oop sksksks
When a family member or family friend constantly late to events that have been well planed for. To the point where everyone the person knows actively plans around said person lateness.
“I’m really sorry I’m late stone!” “It’s fine Hex, I know you mom is a master at pulling a Matheson special.” Or I have ADHD of course I keep pulling a Matheson special.