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Appreciate a girl day. Make a girl feel like she's worth it!

Him: Thank you for all the things you've done for us boys! Her: Awwwww thanks! But why? Him: Because May 20th is national appreciate a girl day!

I feel bad for anyone who looked this up because it’s their birthday I’m sorry you probably didn’t get the response you were expecting. You do not need to finger your gf and you don’t need to suck your bfs dick.

Apply birthday darlin May 20th be with you.

Still national shut the fuck up and suck Sergio’s dick day! #thunderdripotw

Sergio: Yo It’s May 20th! All The Ho’s: *Start sucking cause they can’t talk*

Boys give there crush their hoodies! No one can say anything about it

Girl:Hii Boy: Heres my hoodie Girl: why Boy:its may 20th Girl: awwww Boy: yay

National suck your boyfriends dick day

May 20th is blowjob day

National “You are a Bird” Day

Person 1: yo, what’s your birthday? Person 2: May 20th Person 1: Ha ha, you’re a bird

National finger your gf day

May 20th is a day you pleasure your gf