A fork of Rural Dictionary
MBS (Myles Bowel Syndrome) is a condition effecting the human digestive system, also known as, "I would rather have a shit than do any work today"syndrome. Common symptoms include the conscience requirement to take a shit at an hourly rate, and a near forced shitting commitment at the sight of a bathroom or portable toilet. It should be noted that a person suffering from the condition rarely has to take a shit on a scheduled lunch or bathroom break.
Todd: Dude that one hour lunch break was dope! To bad we got to get back to work...actually I'll let you get started where we left off. I've got a touch of the MBS today.
MB: (Medium Boto)- Someone who evolved from “SB” (Small Boto) to “MB” . A “MB” has more than 1 chic and wants to lose their v-card to any girl, but no one wants to fck him .
MB: "I like lose my v-card before I leave ." C1: "Why?" MB: "Cause I like practice before I come there." C1: "What about c2, thas yo chic." MB: "Naw, she’s just another girl, I still finna talk to her tho for practice ."
MB stands for megabyte, or 1 000 000 bytes. Not to be confused with: - Mb: Megabit (8 megabits = 1 megabyte) - mB: Millibyte (theoretical) - mb: Millibit (theoretical) - MiB: Mebibyte (1 048 576 bytes) - Mib: Mebibit (1 048 576 bits) Capitalization matters!
That guy: the file is 5 mb Me: You mean 5 MB? That guy: ya whatevr That guy: ur pedantic Me: ...