A fork of Rural Dictionary
See that guy, he's such a McConkey... Yeah, he must be headboy or something!
The word to describe tight fisted individuals that get paid too much to do their job but still find an excuse not to spend any, even on their self
Bob: Go on fella, get the beers in, i got the last 18 rounds John: F#@k off i bought you a pint last month Bob: You tight fisted McConkey!!
An Isaac Mcconkey is when your mate or close aquantance has extreme hemmorrhoids, a common saying derrived from Northern England.
Daisy: “The doctors said I have an insane Isaac Mcconkey at the moment”. Connor: “That’s terrible Daisy, you should be more careful on the shitter!”
The act of puking, shitting, and ejaculating, all within one night.
“Hey, did you have a good night last night?” “It was the best, I did The McConkey Special!”