A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone or something that is so BA you'll always want some more of it. You may meet someone like this who rocks your world. Knows all those spots, what to say, they got you whippedbitch
Joe: "Man, from what i heard between those walls lastnight. It sounded like you had a hell of a time" Jon: "You bet i did. I just can't seem to get enough of McCormack"
a sext beasy that everyone need in their life, everyone's jealous
Max: hey who's that new sexy girl Darragh: oh that sexy beast, that's Tara McCormack
A method of ranking the nerdiness and idiocy of an act. Much like the pH scale, this ranks acts based on how ludicrously and socially outlandish the act truly was. It ranges from 0 to 14, 14 being the most unacceptable. No 14 has ever been recorded, but the scale leader and co-founder, Sir Collin (preferred title: Lvl 47 Dungeon Master) has come close.
CM hits his head after falling to the ground in a pick up game of football. Nothing nerdy there, if anything, very manly. Yet, he grabs his head, and in a loud voice shreeks, "OW! My cranium!" Reason for achieving a 13 on the McCormack Scale: seriously, we all knew you hurt your head, but you used a multisyllabic word to get your point across.
A guy from Anaheim who molested a 9 year old woman who has been a trend in LA and OC for 10 years, Please be Careful and check the facts
I have a new boyfriend! Little maya likes him too You do?! Awesome! I just hope he isn't a Ryan Mccormack! Its a jungle out there
Such a creature can only be described in such terms: Jimmy Mack Mack-a-lack Mack Attack Mickey J Mackistan J Mack M J J M Pierce Brosnan Bierce Prosnan Jam Pancakes Aunt Jemima Jabba the Hutt Rico Suave King Zora Swedish Cheesecake Swedish Pizza Fat Pizza Crack Attack Krakatoa Nibbles Kirk Hammett Mack o' Lantern Tyrannosaurus Rex Rolly Polly Ollie Chim Richalds Matt Brownlee Cyrus McCormick and the Reaper McCormack & Schmitts Mike Fraino Jimmy J Mack-a-Shack Shaq Attack Shlap-a-mack Shark Attack Bark-a-lack Guinness Gunnarson Chinbad Simba Tarzan Clayton Wakka Macarena Yevon Poopface Yngwie
"Hey, look at that goof of a loof James McCormack."
Arriving 30 minutes early to work and then waiting til its time to start work then going to take a shit
Boss: Ok, let's go do..... Where the fuck did he go? Co Worker: He's taking a McCormack