A fork of Rural Dictionary
Master Cock Block- The one guy or girl that always appears and cock blocks you to the extreme
Earl: Hey Jim, did you get any last night?
Jim: Nah, Right when I was about to Tom came in and cock blocked me
Earl: Word? This is the 5 time this week.
Jim: I know, He's such a MCB
A Middle Cubicle Bandit. Someone who, in a public or workplace toilet environment with three cubicles, deliberately chooses to occupy the middle cubicle when either:
a) none of the side cubicles are occupied
b) one of the side cubicles is occupied and the other is vacant
A disgraceful and flagrant abuser of toilet etiquette who should be named and shamed.
It is common courtesy to choose the side cubicle as a first option and only ever use the middle cubicle in an emergency if the other two are occupied.
The real purpose of the middle cubicle is to provide a comfortable space between shitters.
I was just squeezing one out and that bloody MCB came in again. To make matters worse, he had a case of the shits and stunk the place out in quick time. Couldn't get out of there quickly enough.
Merry Christmas Bitch. The first words you hear from your ass hole of an uncle for Christmas.
Joe: Hey Uncle Howard
Uncle Howard: Merry Christmas bitch
Joe: Thanks for the MCB uncle.
Uncle Howard: yeah shut the hell up.
Marisa Circle Boyz
GOMD
Marvin Mobsters
Gods of Mass Destruction
Crew on Staten Island, NY, thats gang bangs in the streets...