A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most amazing man I have ever met in my entire life. He is good looking, has an attractive smile. Always makes you laugh and likes to be with his friends. He is a caring person who knows how to treat a woman the way she deserves to be treated. His hugs feel warm and loving. He is a keeper.
Jordon Mckenny is the man I will keep forever
The town in Eastern Texas where everyone is dead
News Reporter: Your heat index is 107, everyone in McKenny is dead.
Significantly better then Christian Martins exept littness and memes. No matter how much she says it’s false she’s better and she knows it
Vro my bitch is such a mia mckenny and I’m a Christian martins.
Tf nigga, what is that
Look it up you nigger dick fuck nut
If your girlfriend is a Mia Mckenny that means that they are significantly better then you in every way exept littness but they refuse to admit it even tho they know that they are indeed better. A Mia Mckenny is extremely beautiful and a really great person that the boyfriend does not deserve. She is also really thicc 178.45% of the time.
Me: Wow I’m so happy my bitch is a Mia Mckenny
Local nigga: Damn nigga she must be a keeper then