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Meatlog

A guy's penis.

That's a mighty big meatlog you got there sir, allow me to meet gays.

Want to taste my meatlog?

by KISWDon September 30, 2008

meatlog

A strange concotion of various mechanically seperated animals and/or byproducts stuffed into an edible casing. Can be found on various holidays, usually as an accessory to cheese baskets, or at the work Christmas party in the secretary.

Just what I always wanted, a meatlog! (n)

The meatlog slapped her face gently at first.. (adj)

Go meatlog yourself fool! (v)

by HaleHH January 11, 2006

Meatlog tango

Fancy and delicate sexual intercourse, just like a tango dance

Sarah and Nick did the meatlog tango from sun up to sundown.

Wanna do the meatlog tango with me?

by rickrocket July 13, 2021