A fork of Rural Dictionary
The meatman is the man behind all of society, he has been sticking his hands in our governments since we first formed states. The meatman is now controlling the united states and is the one behind the great divide and all of its issues. It is all lies, you cannot trust the facts, they are brainwashing you.
Nick: "I have stopped using social media because the meatman tracks your every decision.
'meatman' is a word that is used by closeted bisexual men to indicate to other people that they are bisexual in a more 'manly' way, 'meatman' is often used to show a bisexual mans preference as the bottom.
"I think he might be a meatman" (when describing someone else) "I'm a/the meatman" (when describing yourself)
A Cool Dude that gets his vikingness form Swedish ancestry and his meatiness from Irish ancestry, making him the Ultimate Halo Tea Bagger. Also Not Poor and Stupid Enough to be a NASCAR driver, but Red Neck enough to watch every single race on Tv, has an uncontrollably addiction for Hot Tamales and dark meat. Viking Meatman... A.K.A as DanBaggings, Mr 5 Dollar Ft long.
Do you want to play with the Viking Meatman??