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mellberg-triplet

The "holy" trinity of a assless chaps, rectum plectrums and fistfesting.

John: I'm planning to get freaky on the weekend with a mellberg-triplet. Interesting in cumming? Dude: Ah, hmmm, raiiight starts running as fast as he can in the opposite diretion

by Darbers April 16, 2008

mellberg

The best and most handsome person in the whole World. Everybody wants to sleep with him. He is the best at Everything. He can get a girl by just looking at her.

oh Mellberg is so sexy!

by swaggy spoon November 09, 2017