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Mental midget

A guy with an ego under 4'8".

A mental midget is not above making your life miserable.

by Solid Mantis August 31, 2018

Mental midget

You see a movie about a serial killer who thinks he's ugly or disfigured, but never a movie about a guy who's not short, but is convinced he's a midget. A guy with a napoleon complex that shouldn't be there.

The yellow dragon was a mental midget who preyed on tall people even though he wasn't short. He also was convinced he was a coward.

by Solid Mantis August 06, 2019

mental midget

A person with a fragile mindset and lacking the ability to deal with tough situations. Feeble.

Whenever Mitch is given constructive criticism, he turns into a total mental midget and starts freaking out thinking he is going to get fired and becomes all pissy and whiny. He can't mentally deal with pressure and folds like a cheap lawn chair.

by mflannery420 April 05, 2011

mental midget

A person of extremely low I.Q.. Prone to being clueless in all aspects of life.

That guy is such a mental midget, it's almost criminal that he be allowed to live.

by Ghost July 27, 2003

mental midget

a person who is narrow-minded or has limited knowledge or insight to anything outside his or her immediate life. basically someone who lacks education or higher thought.

I tried to start a conversation about Hapsburg Europe with that hot looking babe at the party who is supposedly a history major. turns out she's just another mental midget, since all she talked about was her ex boyfriend Diego and her Mary Kay cosmetics collection!

by polo June 18, 2005